the joys of alcohol and chatting

[420]

so maby some of you have seen this in the ff forums but here it is here from .50bmg

Heaven Hill Vodka.. $5.75 and It works!
So today - about an hour or so ago in fact, I receive this message out of the blue...

[AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: so, you got an hangover?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: o.0
.50bmg {FYC}^god: how did you know i was drinking yesterday?
[AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: lol
.50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: o.0
.50bmg {FYC}^god: did i msg you or somethign?

I honestly had no idea how the hell he knew... Rather than explain, he sent me this:

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i'ma rlyk druink i msoryr idk if gindgonn a die or woht
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: whti rhlly drukn

1:36 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: nah you sound totally sober

1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: rly?
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: coo
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: iw aasweroud5rdked
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i wat hinging ki'm rely druin
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: or stome thign
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: the want em to got odslee
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i downt wanna

1:37 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: really?, do tell

1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: there all olie ftty tgt t o sleep
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: but i'm liek i wotn waaana go tot sleep
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i wanan ahang
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bu they are lie your durnm

1:38 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: my advice: DRINK MORE!!!

1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ok
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :O
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: L(O
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :0
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: L)
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :)
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :D
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ;)

1:39 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: so whacha drinkin?

1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vidka
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vokokda
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vokdak
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vbodka
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vodka

1:40 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: good stuff clearly

1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: uuea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yhea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: hea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: god hsti
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ok>????
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: \ok?
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ocokk man
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ik <e ou gaus man
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: uo arefukgn eic
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: I <3e ou

1:43 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: I think you need a nice healthy dose of asian pron
1:43 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: maby some weed

1:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: indeed
1:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: asisnt
1:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bbusl some midn alsteign sukbstnecs

*(? no friggen idea where this hour went)*

.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Away.
.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Online.
.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Away.
.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Online.

2:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: I <e you man

2:43 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: say wha?

2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i nowhod odut tudnrsatn
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: dtis all good
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: stil
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: it feels god tat soe en else udnersands
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :0
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :)

2:46 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: ah well, guess you could try even more vodka
2:46 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: that might help

2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: do you tinL.>
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: im als most out
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: mayb ekil the botle ftw/
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: dot hoiiyh tyink that wild help;?

2:47 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: hmm perhaps sleep?

2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i coud tol htat

2:47 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: followd by tomorows hangover

2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: thysaid i neede to sleep
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: do yotuy ing i shoud lslepee.
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?

2:48 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: hmm perhaps you possibly made it too obvious you drunk?

2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ;(
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i' mnot druknk
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: mayb ea little tipsy
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: not durikn

2:49 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: ah, hit your head then?

2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: naw
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i fit as a fildd
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: litle tire

2:49 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: oh for sure

2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: dcant srly see alkl that well
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: but im good
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: shit ikm reyd for antoher 112 houa :S
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i Fuked efx up man
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: made him quit
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :)
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: am am tfuick 133u7 as a cout
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: kicek dhis ass :D
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: punk
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: \sid wia stn godod enogu for deefens
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: e so i raped him and his childrend as scout
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bitch

2:50 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: nice

2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bu ti < 34yom so uch
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i ,ov eeveyoen
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i lvome yo man
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: you awse4some
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i lov effxe
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: don bfoget that

2:51 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: now your talking crazy talk

2:51 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i'm sorry

2:51 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: lol dont worry bout it

2:51 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i just lov eyo so much
2:51 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: love efeesxx . evoeyne
2:52 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ;a( fki pce
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: evenwithotu tho
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: fyc is eic
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: we roxor man
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: we have almost 115o0 memvers
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :D
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: wish e ahd mroe tho
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: wish ocudl make some videos

2:53 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: well 3.2 is close

2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yea i' nbhte beta
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: it si come lose to coeign out
2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: shodu be e3pic

2:54 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: and have ihmhi do the vids,

2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bu that is neithe rher not herem
2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: lolz
2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yea
2:55 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: lol
2:55 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yexh
2:56 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i <4e ae
2:56 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: hyogu ys are alas there
3:03 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: o lvom eyo man
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: so cuh
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i rly do
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: jus tunder stand o < e3you man

3:04 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: my my your just gushing with emotion tonight
3:04 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: I belive sleep is your best bet

3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i e <e yoj man
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i will
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: says it'md" run"
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: silly
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: still
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i ma bit trierd
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: so mayb eilwill
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: jsut for the loz
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: as lgon asyho knwk ni <3e o man :(
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: our aweome :)

.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Away.

So yea..

Heaven Hill Vodka.. $5.75 and It works!

(warning: side effects include mental retardation, babbling, and the inability to tell a sink from a toilet)

http://www.heaven-hill.com/brands-vodka.html

[didlix]

Im impressed, I don't think i've ever been that drunk, either more or less.

My personal fav is Smirnoff Blue, 45% proof has me crawling to bed. But it's £20 about $36

[82694]

Too much babling bullshit for me to even try to read all that.

[417]

Indeed. I never play when I'm drunk for that exact reason. Playing with a buzz is kind of fun though.

[StrYdeR]

I was my turn lastnight.

He told me he loved me.
I loved him back.
All over his 80's hot pink fannypack......



Fuk Yo Neon!!1

:p

[916]

That was amazing chaser..you acutally understood what he was saying.. wow..